February 28, 2001

• Happy Birthday Uncle Franny!

  
  

  I can't wait to get home from work today to hear Franny's response to my little newspaper tribute for him.

  
  

  I just got word that Seattle was hit with a 7.0 earthquake.  I am feeling bad about that too.  I had a message on my machine from Jeff this weekend and I was going to call him, I have been meaning to call him for weeks, but....well I always think of good reasons to not call him, but last night I had NO good reason to not call him, but instead I call some girlfriends and gossip about penis sizes and sexual encounters and such....and of course I mentioned Jeff and told Christine not to bother!  I know...I am terrible...but us girls need to look out for each other and size is pretty important, besides she asked.....and for GODS sake....if you are already incredibly under-endowed then you better take it upon yourself to be a good lover otherwise....well, I can't imagine under-endowed men could have a faithful wife!

  
  

  Anyway....yet another day that I did not bother to call Jeff and say HI and now there is a freaking earthquake in Seattle and the poor little fella mighta died!  I feel bad.  If Jeff did not get hurt I sure hope he is not going to be in San Diego this weekend because I really don't want to face him in the flesh.  It is not just the terribly unfulfilling sex that makes it so....but when we were on the cruise I realized....this guy is also a MOOCH, although he is real professional about it....I almost didn't notice....but I am not as dumb as I look.  I did continue to play dumb for his benefit though.... still....I sure hope he did not get hurt or suffer in the quake.  

  
  

  I think tonight would be a BAD night to call him.

  
  

  What to do....what to do?

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