April 24, 2002

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  	"A journey is a person in itself; no two are alike. And all plans, safeguards, policies and coercion are fruitless. We find after years of struggle that we do not take a trip; a trip takes us."   - John Steinbeck Or better yet, someone takes the trip for me and I enjoy vicariously!
  	Do you need a vacation?  Are you longing for an extended holiday in a tropical paradise or to go 4-wheeling in the Australian Outback?  Perhaps you dream of scaling the side of a mountain, or visiting panda bears in their natural habitat? Is a month of vacation, relaxation and exploration nothing more than a pipe dream? Today many people find themselves needing and wanting to get away from life, responsibility, and the demands of raising a family.  Reality is, most people cannot take an extended vacation due the very things that keep them home.  For too many people, vacation is simply watching the Discovery Channel on cable tv.
  	There is HOPE!
  	Today you can take a luxurious vacation, without leaving your job or home.  Imagine watching two healthy, beautiful people enjoying everything you have ever dreamed of, or saw on TV.  Your every wish is our command.  No stone will be left unturned.   There are vacation packages to suit everyone's financial needs.  Extra amenities are also available to spice up your vacation.  The sky is the limit, why not treat yourself right.  YOU DESERVE THIS!

  
  

  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  

  VICARIOUS VACATIONS™

  The perks speak for themselves Fabulous Vacation Packages 24 hour access to photos, video, fun! Postcards Souvenirs No Passport required No Airport Security No Lines No missing work No need to diet to fit into a bikini No age restrictions NO WORRIES! We do all the work for you!  All you have to do is pay for EVERYTHING and then sit back, in the comfort of your home or office, and vicariously enjoy all of the pleasure and comforts away from home.   What are you waiting for? This is Camera Boy Andre.  Andre is dedicated to making your Vicarious Vacation™ as real and exciting for you, as it is for us.  He will capture all of your priceless memories on film, and with the Premium Upgrade, you can have your Vicarious Vacation™ shot in Real Time using today's hottest technologies.  Your Vicarious Vacation™ will be available on your tv, computer, and cell phone, 24 hours a day!* Your Vicarious Vacation™ Video memories will be priceless.  Your own personal URL will be available 24 hours a day, and best of all, your friends and family can check up on you and send you virtual postcards from anywhere they choose to be. Andre and I vacation hard so you don't have to. *Special hardware may need to be installed ask for details and pricing.

  VICARIOUS VACATIONS™

  Prices for your Vicarious Vacation™ will vary, depending upon where you want to go and what you want to do, or rather, what you want Andre and I to do for you.  All trips are priced the same as if you were taking the trip yourself, but instead, Andre and I go for you and allow you to sit tight and enjoy vicariously, while collecting your own frequent flyer miles.  We are Professional Vacationers* and know all the HOT SPOTS, we will search for the BEST deals for your dollars, always.  What a wonderful thing to do for yourself! *small service fee for our services, ask for details.

  $$Money Tight?$$ Can't afford to send yourself on a personal, Vicarious Vacation™?  Fret not!  Our Group plans are just for you.  Imagine going to Jamaica, Amsterdam, Hawaii, or the Bahamas for only $200.00!  From anywhere in the world!  Our group plans are not as intimate and personal, as the Premium Packages, however, you can be rest assured Andre and I will have the time of our lives in your honor.  A website will be available 24 hours and video will be viewable via a satellite connection for all Vicarious Vacation™ group packages.*  *Special hardware may need to be installed ask for details and pricing. Family vacations have never be easier and stress free and the prices are simply the best in the industry. You have our Guarantee! Check out some of the Extra amenities* you can add to your Vicarious Vacation™.   *All amenities are subject to availability and an additional charge will be assessed. Skydiving Kayaking Motor Biking Snorkeling Hiking Mountain Climbing Off Roading Beach Sex Camping Canoeing White Water Rafting Scuba Diving Whale Watching Swimming Hang Gliding Partying Is there something else you would like us to do that is not on the list?   Just ask and we will be happy to do whatever you wished you could do.

  
  

  Call or write today.  Hurry, dates fill quickly.  Don't let someone else book your dream vacation before you.

  
  

  Vicarious Vacations™
  69 Mulberry Street
  Oompaloompaville,  HI OU812

  
  

  1-9OO-VACAT10N

  
  

  info@vicariousvactions.com

  
  

  Andre and I are anxious to explore Africa and Costa Rica.  Call today, book a Vicarious Vacation™ and if you mention this ad, you will receive a FREE Premium Upgrade!

  
  

   

  
  

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