May 23, 2004
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Rain, rain, rain. I have rain in my house, and rain has filled the floor of my greenhouse and is just centimeters away from coming in the house from there as well. All night it thunders and dumps more rain and I can't sleep because I know it's coming in the house again and I will have to suck and sop for hours when I wake. I have a lot of garden left to plant and it doesn't look like we are going to get a break in the rain anytime too soon. Ugh!
I bought myself a Birthday present on Wednesday. I told Franny he could get me a new beta for my Birthday, but of course I had to go with him to the pet store and pick it out. No worries, but then I found the lizard section of the store and.....well you know how I love lizards so......I have a new baby bearded dragon. I've been calling him Dude although I am not certain he is a him. I love my lizard! I even spied a lizard leash and harness for when he gets large, so I can take him for a walk just like a PUP!
DUDE is definitely a hit in the household and the boys are eager to catch flies to feed to him. Dude is supposed to eat greens and fruits and veggies and such, but I am having trouble getting him to do so. He likes his meat!
Chubbers said that peeps with HIV should not have lizards, although he was not sure why, but said he read it somewhere once. Well if I did everything I read I would live in fucking bubble and all my food would have to be grown organically and specially prepared in sterilized kitchens by virgin, bohemian hand maids and....well, I am not afraid of having a lizard. Incidentally, the reason that lizards are not recommended for the immune compromised is because they can carry salmonella. I'll just wash my hands after handling him and try hard not to kiss him.....much!
I'm planning to start a juice fast this week. I am so polluted and fat. Disgusting creature I have let myself become. I'm ready for a change so.....prepare yourself for a disturbing start and a sparkly finish. Wheeeeee, there is nothing like a coffee enema to wake your ass up in the morning!
Well, enough for now, I think I will watch a movie or sumfin'.
BE WELL.
Comments (5)
Dude is a darling. Happy Birthday j0!!
Happy belated B-day dear.
At first I thought you were gonna get a betamax video tape machine. Those, you should stay away from. Not healthy for anyone...
Cute dude ya got..
Or a whiskey enema could get you drunk off your ass.
Those little wet turtles they sell are illegal here because the can carry salmonilla too. They still sell them on the streets in china town anyway. Kids get salmonella. wouldn't you think that salmonella comes from salmon? and that it should be turtleella and lizardella?
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