February 10, 2005

• It's a wonderful, sunny day in my neck of the woods.  I AM going to be productive today.  I AM going to make someone happy today.  I AM going to be nice today.  I AM going to take my PUPS on a walk today.  I AM going to start fasting today. (I tried yesterday and I guess I made it, until like 1am this morning, when I finished my large pot of ham and bean soup.  I had to taste-test it before I could let anyone try it and.....gosh darn it is good.  I have like 20+ types of beans and lentils in there and I chopped every vegetable and all the ham myself.  I did so with love in my heart and happiness in my soul.)  I AM a good cook.

  
  

  I always make large quantities of soup and sauces and .....well most everything because I share with several friends and family members and put a good deal in the freezer.  Although, the next time I make lasagna I am not putting it in the freezer, it was horrible when I dethawed it......although, if I make the freezer pan with ......ah, I know what to do, but I haven't the care to type it.

  
  

  Anyway....

  
  

  Firstly, I have a few thoughts on improving Xanga.  When peeps unsubscribe, I want my subscribers list to indicate it with a -1, -2, -3......and so on.  Second, that stupid ad at the top, where you can win a free ipod by shooting, killing, popping or zapping, if it must be up there, and you want me to play, then make it worth my while.  I want to be able to tazer a bad cop, or smack George W with some spitballs, or ice balls, or.....well those are the two best ones I can come up with now.  If I could do either one of those.....I would play all the time, promise.....but they have to have sound effects.  I want to hear the tazer zapping and lots of screaming, moaning and jerking around visual effects. I AM sadistic.

  
  

  Deal with it!

  
  

  Secondly, (can I say secondly without saying Firstly?) there is nothing wrong with me, nor has there been anything wrong with me.....physically anyway.  Thanks for your concern.  When and if that ever happens you will be instructed where to send the sympathy cards, wads of cash, flowers, gifts and the like.

  
  

  Thirdly, I am terribly tired of looking at my Xanga layout but far too lazy to do anything about it.  My connection is soooooooooo fucking slow and trying to change anything is a week long commitment.....for this I am pissed and sorry.  I'm still going to work on it when the moment hits me or I need an excuse to neglect my Number 4 thingee....

  
  

  Fourthly, I am pissed at Orlando and Mitch for talking about taxes and reminding me that I SUCK and have no reason not to have my shit together and ready to rock and roll at the accountants.

  
  

  Fifthly, Expect Change.

  
  

  BE WELL.

  • 12:51 pm
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