I is so goona git my ass kixed when the lovely fuk chif comes back and sees what I did and dones.
She woodnt knowed who it could be do so, ..............shhhh, don't tell her I wuz here.
Found a funny chif laff and I is so going to get killed........is ok I try to be better and is friends, ........scared though. shivers. I don't likes peeps who shoots at me........from a farrrr offf distance..........zing
I just changed her password here so's she can't mess with her posts no more................ even my silent ones.............
I kid................ Her password is still a secret......... Hell...... I don't even know it...................
what most fucks me up is anger cuz of what ever..... and the ways peoples hurt............
Anyone want a tune?
I stoled some code from good old lefty righty sean here one more time....
I gotta tell ya though............. I just checked his most recent post and he's using his words more than his head... Holy crappers.. 
So anyway............... Thanks dude for the entertainment way back when and .............. just thanks..........
Shit................ This isn't my bloggie thing............
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........
Fuckin' turkey eaters piss me off some days..... Thems with their eyes glazed over more than the bird itself.....
grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.............
Spam is no better.............. Is like wtf? You took a can of minced critters and shaped it into a fucking bird?
I'm thinkin' a yamurkey............... not yamonkey yaknutzball.............. Ya takes yams and carrots and taters... 
and other ground rooted critters without eyes.......... shhh a minute............ Taters has eyes........ Ok....... We won't look if they don't when we peels 'em................
Wur not gonna make this even look close to like a bird............. Is stew............. Is good and life too............
Hang on ............................ I gotta go cook me some bacon and eggs while I think.............
You can shoost me any....time.............
ur friend scared...................
Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine.
A backward poet writes inverse.
Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death.
A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
In democracy your vote counts. In Feudalism your count votes.
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
Local Area Network in Australia, the LAN down under.
A lot of money is tainted - It taint yours and it taint mine.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
A plateau is a high form of flattery.
Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed by their end.
Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
Mitch is a clown.//////////////////////// not..............
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Midget fortune-tellers who escapes from prison are small mediums at
large.
I do save worms caught on the driveway early some mornings and after a heavy rain.......
Not all of them......... I don't touch the ones that are all krinckley and gettin' a stank on.......... But the ones still wet and lookin' up wonderin' how the fuck they got off the drivin' path, I scoop up and heave into the underbrush........... I also don't step on ants if they is just walkin' 'round outside and I rarely pull the wings off flies........
Can I go to heaven now?
Being older is the biggest difference between me and the lady of this site.............
This is mitch btw.........
Like ya couldn't tell by my tell tale signs.........................................................................................
That..... and she's smawt not like me and hurts not like me...............
I should go kick her ass and smooooooooch her face............
Fuck her.........................
She can come smoooooch mine......................
ewwwwwww.
bitch................
I owe her......................................
Go to sleep you weary hobo
Let the towns drift slowly by
Can't you hear the steel rail humming
That's a hobo's lullaby
Do not think about tomorrow
Let tomorrow come and go
Tonight you're in a nice warm boxcar
Safe from all the wind and snow
I know the police cause you trouble
They cause trouble everywhere
But when you die and go to heaven
You won't find no policemen there
I know your clothes are torn and ragged
And your hair is turning grey
Lift your head and smile at trouble
You'll find happiness some day
So go to sleep you weary hobo
Let the towns drift slowly by
Don't you feel the steel rail humming
That's a hobo's lullaby
©1961,1962 (Renewed) Fall River Music, Inc. (BMI)
All Rights Reserved.
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fuck..................
I wrote that tune up there.....
not......
way not.....................
Was mitch that wrote that.....
"He did not bitch" is what mitch just said.....
One day..... It will sadden my heart if that fucking mitch outlives me..
He won't......................
Fugger.....................
