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  • Fwd: Cell Phone Tricks

    There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:


         FIRST
         Subject: Emergency
         The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobile is 112.
         If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your
         mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112
         and the mobile will search any existing network to
         establish the emergency number fo r you, and interestingly
         this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked.
         Try it out.


         SECOND
         Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car?
         Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come
         in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If
         you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at
         home, call someone at! home on their cell phone from your
         cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your
         car door and have the person at your home press the unlock
         button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end.
         Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive
         your keys to you.  Distance is no object. You could be hundreds
         of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the
         other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).


         THIRD
         Subject: Hidden Battery Power
         Imagine your cell battery is very low. To activate, press
         the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve
         and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery.
         This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell
         next time.


         FOURTH
         Subject: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?
         To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the
         following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 #
         A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number
         is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it
         somewhere safe. When your phone get stolen, you can
         phone your service provider and give them this code.
         They will then be able to block your handset so even
         if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be
         totally useless.  You probably won't get your phone back,
         but at least you know that whoever stol! e it can 't use/sell
         it either.  If everybody does this, the re wou ld be no point
         in people stealing mobile phones.


         FIFTH
         Subject: 411 calls
         Cell phone companies are charging us $1.00 to $1.75 or
         more for 411 information calls when they don't have to.
         Most of us do not carry a telephone directory in our
         vehicle, which makes this situation even more of a
         problem. When you need! to use the 411 information option,
         simply dial: (800) FREE 411, or (800) 373-3411 without
         incurring any charge at all. Program this into your cell
         phone now.


    (I have heard from a few peeps that the second one actually works, but I keep forgetting to try it myself.)

  • Not sure what to make of this new editor.  It looks and feels the same to me.  Where's my bells and whistles?


    I really wish Xanga would do something with thier page editor, or make one anyway.  Trying to redo our blog page is so dang confusing and time intensive.  It really could be a lot, lot BEtter.


    Make it so!

  • Eternal Love

    I found this article to BE sweet.  Makes me feel warm, happy and Glad to BE Alive.


    LOVE RULES!

  • NOT MY MOMBO!

    ms-chevious: something is wrong with my dog mombo, has me just sick tonight
    ms-chevious: he is my heart
    GovernorJeffy: awww
    GovernorJeffy: the big lab?
    ms-chevious: yes, the chocolate lab
    ms-chevious: buck is a yellow lab
    ms-chevious: shakti is wee little runty mcsmall
    ms-chevious: mombo won't walk far, he just lays down and then his legs start twitching
    GovernorJeffy: how old is he?
    ms-chevious: i just gave him doggy dope, rimadyl and am searching on line to see if I can figure out what is wrong with him
    ms-chevious: he is 11
    GovernorJeffy: is it hips?
    ms-chevious: he has never had hip problems, and was guaranteed not to
    ms-chevious: I am starting to lean towards spondylosis from what I am finding on the net
    GovernorJeffy: ok
    GovernorJeffy: maybe you need to take him to the docs?
    ms-chevious: well yah
    ms-chevious: but the vet is not in until monday unless I want to make it an emergency
    GovernorJeffy: ok
    ms-chevious: which I really don't, he is otherwise okish, but just won't walk around
    ms-chevious: now he is on doggy dope so, shit
    ms-chevious: i've been crying and crying
    ms-chevious: i love mombo more than anything
    GovernorJeffy: *hug*
    ms-chevious: reads like wobbler's syndrome now that I read more
    ms-chevious: http://petsurgery.com/wobblersyndrome.html
    GovernorJeffy: looks serious
    ms-chevious: it is
    ms-chevious: What can I do for my dog if he does has Wobbler Syndrome?
    First you have to realize that your dog's prognosis is 50-50. This is a progressive disease and should be treated as a serious problem. In cases that were treated conservatively (without surgery) 19 out of 25 patients were later euthanized because they deteriorated neurologically.
    GovernorJeffy: hmmm
    ms-chevious: got that from here http://cvm.msu.edu/vth/spe/arc/wobblersyn.htm
    GovernorJeffy: msu huh?
    ms-chevious: i'm just not dealing with this very well mombo is the love of my life, everybody loves him, everybody!

  • Sickly

    Oh Lord, I don't know if I will ever be well again.  I'm sick, and sickly for so long now it's all I remember BEing.


    At least I AM not suffering with this guys deadly gas problem! (yet)


    fireass


    That's all.

  • 2006 Year in Review

    In chronological order:


    Boo Hoo
    Woo Hoo
    oooh
    ahhh
    wheeee
    wow
    whoa
    ohoh
    wha?
    wheeeeee
    whooops
    Yippee!


    May 2007 BE just as (un)eventful!


    BE WELL.

  • This Just in.......

    Saddam Hussein is dead!

  • Me? A WINNER?

    I don't even remember entering any lottery!  WHO CARES!  I AM RICH!



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  • Oh Come All Ye Faithful!

    I watched a Leno rerun the other night........well it watched me really cuz I was wrapping presents, but anyway......Twisted Sister was the guest performer and they did their rendition of the classic Christmas carol, Oh Come All Ye Faithful and I was concerned.  I thought they would destroy the song and make a mockery of it but nooooooooooooooooooo, they fucking rocked the house.  They gave me tingles and shivers and have restored my faith in mankind. 


    Jesus Lives!


    Freaks & Weirdos are invited to share with Jesus.  He loves ALL!


    Check out Twisted Sister's performance on youtube.com  http://youtube.com/watch?v=4IjNxTJo4Qc  According to the description and warning the performance is "Dark & Disturbing?"  WTF?  Who the hell gauges that shit anyway?  It is anything BUT!  In fact, I am going to buy this Christmas album and rock out to the holiday favorites.


    I send tidings and good will to all.


    BE WELL.


    Now go watch the video, 'tis the season!

  • Energy

    You change the world with each thought, word, and action.

What?

I AM still paranoid,
though reasons changed.
I'm paranoid that they'll figure out the language
and patterns of
me,
and I'll forget to rea
r r
ange.

Then I'll just be textbook.