April 2, 2005

  • April Fool's is past, you're the biggest Fool at last.


    My all time best April Fool's joke was played on Peter in 1999.  Before we met in the flesh, we spent 4 months writing each other, talking on the phone, sending each other wonderful things in the mail.  We were falling in love and sharing every little wonderful thing.  It was a beautiful torture we shared, so smitten yet so far away.  Longing.......


    It was April Fools Day here in the USA and there were only 30 minutes left before the date changed to April 2.  I had not fooled anyone yet that day.


    What to do?


    It's easy to bluff when you type.  A person can't read your face or your eyes, so you can tell atrocious lies. 


    I was sharing my heart with Peter, and wanting him know everything about me.  The good and the bad.  So I thought I should tell him about this horrible secret I had.  I let him know it was over and I found peace, prayers were said, and it's in the past.....but you see, someone did die.  Someone that needed killing.  Someone that pushed me too far.  Someone I killed and then got away with the crime.....too many details to unveil.  It's over, and it's done.


    I AM not a killer, but if someone needs killing, I'm going to do what I have to do!


    I told Peter that during an ICQ chat, and then he left the room.  GONE!  USER HAS LEFT THE CHAT!  I could not summon him back. 


    It was a holiday in Australia, and Peter was with family, lots of them, and he shared the horrific news with them.  His Princess Love was a MURDERESS!  He was crying, I broke his heart.  What was he going to do?  He already purchased a ticket to come to the USA to be with me.


    His family told him he simply cannot go and be with a MURDERESS.  Shock!  Horror!  Yep, they all fell for it, although I never planned to shock so many peeps with my little lie.  Peter's family was simply a bonus prize!  Woo Hoo!  I got them all.


    Eventually Peter called me and I told him April Fools.  He was not impressed.  My little joke jolted their party and their hearts and sent them spinning out of control.


    I WIN!

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mschif

What?

I AM still paranoid,
though reasons changed.
I'm paranoid that they'll figure out the language
and patterns of
me,
and I'll forget to rea
r r
ange.

Then I'll just be textbook.

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