May 12, 2005

• I think I ate too many gourmet olives.  My stomach is not happy right now but I can't help myself sometimes.....olives are one of my vices and I love them,, need them have to have them.  So when I get the chance to visit the gourmet olive bar at Whole Foods, well....I do like a piglet in a pink petticoat parade.  Oink, oink, moo!  And when you go to Whole Foods you have to expect to spend a lot, sorry but you do and I do and whoopdeedoo.  Just be thankful I didn't grab a cart!

  
  

  Fuck my gut hurts.  I think the garlicy olives are the culprit for that though, even though 26 olive pits speak otherwise.....and there were some that were pitted so....

  
  

  I'm feeling better as far as illness goes but still not quite right.  Not sure what's up or why these strange pains in my back and sides.  I'll stress at the end of the month when we review my lab results, which I am convinced will be skewed cuz I was sick when they took them.

  
  

  A good friend was hit by a truck whilst on his bike yesterday.  My heart sank when another friend called this morning with the news, his voice was so somber and I just knew he was going to tell me that Dave was killed, but he wasn't, thank GOD!  He is pretty fucked up, bruised and battered though.....it hurts just to look at him and his bruises and road rash tattoos.  At least his pretty face is still in tact.....thank GOD for that too!  I think I have a pic of him on my pc.....will post it so you can see how pretty too.

  
  

  

  
  

  Turns out I had several pictures but this one shows a bit of his happy trail so I like this one best.  I remember taking these pics for him when I lived with Franny at the farm.  I was trying to find him a good girlfriend and giving him hints and clues on what to say and do when writing a personal ad.  I had fun touching him and having him pose while I shot his pics that night.  ooooh, I will always have a crush on Dave but it would never have went anywhere serious because he was just too close of a friend to me and my husband, but we flirted like crazy anyway.....still do, though not so much now because he has a nice girlfriend now and this pic did the trick for that too!  Besides, Dave is kind of dorky in a sweet way, not dumb, just dorky.  We know we were lovers back in another life though I can still feel it in there........

  
  

  Damn, I can ramble on some times!

  
  

  I feel like bitching about other things too but I won't.  Or maybe I will.  Or maybe I should go private or protected or make a bogus site up so I won't be so tormented and make peeps beg me to be on my protected lists!   Fucking Drama!

  
  

  Nah.....I shall stay here forever and YOU can't make me go away and if you don't like what the fuck I have to say then you're a dumb ass!  LOL  No, better yet, if you don't agree with me then you are a fuck face shit head, dip fuck, retardo jerk, bindlestiff and I don't like you anyway.....nobody does, you suck! 

  
  

  I feel like I am on dope!

  
  

  Nope.

  
  

  Not tonight.

  
  

  Hopefully soon?

  
  

  Alright then, now I will try to sleep again while my olive belly gurgles in fermenting spew.

  
  

  BE WELL or go to HELL whichever you choose! 

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